#36: HALLE BERRY VERY PREGNANT

sing Halle - lujah the knocked up knockout's still hot and now Berry big

(Source TMZ: Halle Berry very pregnant)

#35: PAM ANDERSON'S ON-AGAIN OFF-AGAIN DIVORCE/MARRIAGE

two b's with porn flicks is wedded bliss not to b? marriage?!?! let's b real

(Source TMZ: Pam and Rick Are Back On -- Divorce Is OFF!)

#34 TONY PARKER CHEATING ON EVA LONGORIA?

Quote: 'I love my wife' Quote two: 'I'm at the hotel' Quote three: 'The Doghouse!'

(Source People: Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Smack Down Rumors of Affair)

#33 Teri Hatcher gets lip service

she desperately plumped but not with her hydroderm now they say 'kiss this'!

(Source AP: Teri Hatcher sued over lip gloss deal )

#32 TINA FEY DISSES PAULA ABDUL

a rare honest star the idol judge is a nut yea! for fey, truth teller

(Source US Magazine: Tina Fey Says Paula Abdul Was 'Awful' As SNL Guest Host )

#31 CELEBS GIVE THANKS

no star turkey news they're quietly getting stuffed happy skanksgiving!

#30 LINDSAY LOHAN SERVES TIME

84 minutes endanger other drivers and get a free pass

(Source NY Post: LINDSAY LOHAN DOES TIME)

#29 BRITNEY SPEARS CANCELS VIDEO SHOOT?

yet one more setback brit's surrounded by drama I'm tired for her

(Source OK! Magazine: OK! Exclusive: Brit Cancels Video Shoot)

#28 MARIE OSMOND'S SON ENTERS REHAB

imagine eight kids passions, mistakes, weaknesses impossible task

(Source ETOnline: Marie Osmond Talks to ET about Son's Rehab)

#27 ELLEN POMPEO: A GREY'S ANATOMY SECRET MARRIAGE!

ellen says 'i do' grey waffles with McDreamy life isn't TV

(Source Boston.com: 'Grey's' Pompeo quietly ties knot in Big Apple)

Boston.com reports that 'Grey's' Ellen Pompeo quietly tied the knot in the Big Apple on Friday with music exec Chris Ivery. The marriage took play in New York's City Hall, where Mayor Michael Bloomberg served as their witness.

#26 COULD ANGELINA & BRAD LOSE ZAHARA?

Celebitchy.com reports that “In Touch” magazine is set to publish an article claiming that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may have to return their adopted daughter, Zahara, because the girl is not an orphan as reported and the birth mother wants her back.

their good intentions grow the zahara desert mother roulette sucks

(Source Celebitchy.com: Could Angie & Brad lose Zahara?)

#25 CAMERON MATHISON OUSTED

'superman' silenced all his children didn't vote now button that shirt

(Source AP: Cameron Mathison done 'Dancing')

#24 JENNIFER HUDSON DUMPS B'FRIEND

and I'm telling you dreamgirls never stay grounded it had to happen

Dreamgirl and Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson reportedly traded her Chicago maintenance engineer hometown boyfriend ... the same guy she said she'd marry if she won an Oscar. Who's the new boy toy? National Enquirer reports it's New York Jets football player Kerry Rhodes. In Touch also says they’re dating.
(Source Celebitchy.com: Jennifer Hudson dumps hometown boyfriend for NY Jets football player )

#23 REPORT: NICOLETTE SHERIDAN PREGGERS WITH MICHAEL BOLTON'S BABY

a hit tv show are you glowing or just fat? desperate to know

A ‘Desperate Housewives’ source of Celebrity Smack said, “She’s absolutely glowing and her pregnancy is the buzz of the set. She kept asking Felicity and Marcia about how the pregnancy would change her appearance and if it would make her hair thinner.”
(Source Celebrity Smack: Nicolette Sheridan Pregnant)

#22 BRITNEY SPEARS' "REAL" VMA CHOREOGRAPHY

The originally conceived performance of Britney's disasterous dance at the Video Music Awards has been posted on youtube. Here's your daily Haiku:

see the redhead dance sexy struts across the stage brit, you've been you tubed

(Source You Tube: Britney Spears 'Real' VMA Choreography)

Here it is:

#21 BROADWAY SHUTS DOWN

wicked day on stage the jersey boys have been whacked lion king won't roar

(Source New York Times: As Stagehands Strike, Broadway Shows Don’t Go On)

#20 A ROYAL DUMP FOR PRINCE HARRY

snogging commoners don't you love the term snogging? his girlfriend didn't

(Source News of the World: Chelsy dumps Prince Harry)

#19 ELIZABETH HASSELBECK HAS ANOTHER BABY

conservative boy welcome to a sparring world your views will be judged

(Source ABC News: It's a Boy for 'View' Co-Host Hasselbeck )

Dramatic Reading: Elias from Florida

Pop Haiku fan Elias from Florida offers his take on our mission statement

#18 TOM CRUISE & KATIE HOLMES' $600 MIL CONTRACT?

fall in Italy a wedding of love or fame? the ultimate hoax

(Source National Enquirer: Tom & Katie's $600 million marriage contract)

#18 B-LO ... BABY JENNIFER LOPEZ CONFIRMED

obvious large bump when is a secret silly when it's personal

(Source People Mag: It's Official: Jennifer Lopez Confirms Pregnancy)

#17 NEW MICHAEL JACKSON INTERVIEW / PHOTOSHOOT

he touched us with song what is unforgivable? touching our children

(Source Ebony: Myths, rumors and innuendos behind the King of Pop)

#16 BRITNEY SPEARS ORDERED TO PAY K-FED'S BILLS

pay to lose my kids throw away my dignity I have no big plan

(Source CelebTV: CELEBTV.COM EXCLUSIVE: JUDGE RULES BRITNEY MUST PAY UP TO KEVIN)

#15 RAZZI: LOOK OUT FOR KEANU REEVES

a pic to pay rent is keanu my ticket? maybe if I sue

(Source AP: Paparazzo says Reeves hit him with car )

#14 OJ SIMPSON WON'T GO AWAY

lovely day for golf happy men skip hole to hole nicole will never join

(Source Daily News: Photo exclusive: O.J. Simpson hits the golf course)

#13 BRAD GARRETT DIVORCE FINAL

tall man shed a tear the water forms into cash now cry half your worth

(Source TMZ: Garrett and Wife Don't Wait "'Til Death" to Part )

#12 ANGELINA V JENNIFER

a husband of yours lies in my bed with our kids brad, tell her ‘get lost’

(Source US Mag: Angelina Snaps When Asked About Competing Aniston W Mag Cover )

#11 DON'T CROSS LADY O

a young girl is touched can billionaires protect us? O no, no one's safe

(Source AP: Oprah speaks out on school scandal)

#10 SHIA LEBEOUF "TRESPASSES" IN A WALLGREENS

get outta my store but I'm a hottie film star get outta my store

(Source The Smoking Gun: Shia LeBouf Busted)

#9 KATIE RUNS NY MARATHON

trust us, we're normal we're not cultist freaks with kids we run marathons

(Source NY Post: Feet of Endurance - Sneaky Katie runs marathon)

#8 DANCING WITH HAIKU

like his nice smile but julianne's smokin' oh jeez, she's nineteen

(Source ETOnline: ET Spends a Day in the Life of Helio and Julianne)

#7 'OFFICE' STAR STRIKES OUT

who am I today? striking scribe or working thesp? think I'll call in sick

(Source Variety: 'Office' co-stars caught in strike zone)

#6 HEROIN BEATS HONEY AT BOX OFFICE

cheer the Gangster win less buzzy puns to sting us oops, I did it too

(Source AP: Heroin pusher, honey bee lift box office)

#5 HOLLYWOOD WRITERS TO STRIKE

haikus without words could a blank sheet inspire? only without ads

(Source AP: Hollywood writers set to strike monday)

#4 XTINA CONFIRMS SHE'S PREGGERS

get back to basics little mouseketeer coming It's what a girl wants

(Source OK/Glamour: Finally! Christina Aguilera Owns Up to Being Pregnant!)

#3 LANCE ARMSTRONG RUNS NYC MARATHON - Kisses Ashley Olsen??

no wheels, drugs, Sheryl prep: nuzzling with an Olsen twin? life's a race. livestrong

(Source People Mag: Lance Armstrong Competes in NYC Marathon)"

#2 BRIAN WILLIAMS ON SNL

credibility dance funny newsman. ha ha. MONDAY in Iraq ...

(Source AP: Laughs for Brian Williams Hosting 'SNL')

#1 MISSION STATEMENT IN HAIKU

saturated pop caked eyeballs crave clarity haiku sustenance

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