tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64766755382746449682011-11-27T18:37:00.671-05:00Poetry, haiku and celebrity obsessed hollywood stimulus collide in a bizarre mix of bloggery that that has the red eyed curious asking, "for what do we syllabilize?" Tabloid leaves settle Crisp winds gossip tree to tree Fall from grace sellsJohn Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.comBlogger491100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-11345381362199966382008-12-16T17:06:00.001-05:002008-12-16T17:06:46.954-05:00<script type="text/javascript" src="http://widgets.accesshollywood.com/o/482a0d55893fbe3f/49482675ba05b335/482a0d557ee337cd/11273758/widget.js"></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-1134538136219996638?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-67813538809317329302008-06-06T08:59:00.002-04:002008-06-06T09:10:04.602-04:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://dailyblabber.ivillage.com/entertainment/archives/2008/06/dancing-with-the-stars-couple.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://dailyblabber.ivillage.com/entertainment/mariokarina.jpg" alt="mariokarina.jpg" border="0" height="TALL" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">takes two to tango<br>the horizontal mambo<br>but one to say bye!</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://dailyblabber.ivillage.com/entertainment/archives/2008/06/dancing-with-the-stars-couple.html" target="_blank">(Source iVillage Daily Blabber: Dancing With the Stars Couple Split)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-6781353880931732930?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-9468187517611565872008-05-12T14:03:00.003-04:002008-05-12T14:17:09.656-04:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="URL" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/HudsonWilsonG_468x696.jpg" alt="Daily Mail Pic" border="0" height="178" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">summer girl dumps boy<br>boy cuts wrists and girl returns<br>don't have second thoughts!</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=565663" target="_blank">(Source Daily Mail: Owen Wilson to wed Kate Hudson - a year after he 'tried to kill himself' when she dumped him)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-946818751761156587?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-48688960449834994992008-04-07T12:05:00.002-04:002008-04-07T12:12:41.082-04:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/04/07/2008-04-07_mary_j_beyonce_jayz_are_married.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/04/07/amd_beyoncejayz.jpg" alt="caption" border="0" height="164" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">no photos, no press<br>i do say, they did it right<br>just crazy in love</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/04/07/2008-04-07_mary_j_beyonce_jayz_are_married.html" target="_blank">(Source NY Daily News: Mary J.: Beyonce, Jay-Z are married)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-4868896044983499499?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-29217173519777364652008-03-11T10:54:00.005-04:002008-04-07T16:50:59.777-04:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">ANOTHER LUV GOV<br>HE NAILED HOOKERS IN TWO WAYS<br>HYPOCRISY REIGNS</span></h2></td></tr><tr><br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" id="vxFlashPlayer9682" width="416" height="410" ><param name="movie" value="http://publish.vx.roo.com/nypost/viral/flashembed/" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullscreen" 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Post&amp;vxClipId=1458_251393&amp;vxClickToPlay=clip&amp;vxTint=&amp;vxServerBase=&amp;vxBitrate=700&amp;vxCore=http://publish.vx.roo.com/nypost/viral/vxCore.swf&amp;" align="center"></embed></object><br /></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.nypost.com" target="_blank">(Source: NY POST "HO NO!")</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-2921717351977736465?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-3765013801476565382008-01-17T12:32:00.000-05:002008-01-17T12:44:43.968-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/brits_wild_tuesday_night_two_am_shopping_spree_british_accent_and_no_pants" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.usmagazine.com/files/brit_blog_144.jpg" alt="US Magazine" border="0" height="372" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">grocery wardrobe:<br>ripped fishnets, crotch length dress, coat<br>and paparazzi</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/brits_wild_tuesday_night_two_am_shopping_spree_british_accent_and_no_pants" target="_blank">(Source US Magazine: Brit's Wild Wednesday: 2 a.m. Shopping Spree, British Accent and No Pants )</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-376501380147656538?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-54987506748253595082008-01-10T23:25:00.000-05:002008-01-10T23:31:58.731-05:00<table border="1" width="600"><tbody><tr><td center="" width="120"><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22578526/" target="_blank"><img src="http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/080109/080109-oprah-will-hmed5p.hmedium.jpg" alt="MSNBC" border="0" height="90" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br>two billion smackers<br>stedman's out of the running<br>WILL you love me now?</span></h2></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22578526/" target="_blank">(Source MSNBC: Oprah leaves boyfriend Stedman out of her will)</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-5498750674825359508?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-36888857521447543622008-01-08T10:04:00.001-05:002008-01-08T10:11:22.004-05:00<table border="1" width="600"><tbody><tr><td center="" width="120"><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20168669,00.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/features/magstories/071112/keith_urban3.jpg" alt="people mag" border="0" height="160" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style: italic;">baby you are lucky<br />lucky Tom's gone. you don't have ...<br />l. ron hubbard's sperm</span></h2></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20168669,00.html" target="_blank">(Source People: Nicole Kidman is Pregnant)</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-3688885752144754362?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-67381526780372227132008-01-05T09:32:00.000-05:002008-01-05T09:42:27.023-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/01/05/2008-01-05_britney_spears_dragged_to_psych_ward-4.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/01/05/amd_britz.jpg" alt="popsugar.com" border="0" height="150" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">locked in a psych ward<br>we knew Britney is special<br>but not this "special"</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/01/05/2008-01-05_britney_spears_dragged_to_psych_ward-4.html" target="_blank">(Source Daily News: Britney Spears dragged to psych ward)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-6738152678037222713?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-84939067622511605032008-01-02T14:37:00.000-05:002008-01-02T14:42:05.204-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.pagesix.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.pagesix.com/files/gallery/pete_ashlee_ring.jpg" alt="PageSix.com" border="0" height="146" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">page six dot com's here <br>ashlee simpson is engaged<br>oops ... isn't. nice try</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.pagesix.com/" target="_blank">(Source PageSix.com: Ashlee Simpson Not Engaged )</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-8493906762251160503?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-88144936243820840022008-01-01T10:22:00.000-05:002008-01-01T10:32:55.240-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="URL" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.nypost.com/seven/01012008/photos/news009a.jpg" alt="NYPost" border="0" height="112" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">heigl's honeymooning<br>li-lo's loose. paris parties <br>happy new year girls </span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://wesmirch.com/" target="_blank">(Source WeSmirch)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-8814493624382084002?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-40668969478394110442007-12-26T12:51:00.000-05:002007-12-26T12:57:16.440-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/25/halle-berry-very-pregnant/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/12/1224_hallie_berry_inf.jpg" alt="InfDaily.com" border="0" height="201" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">sing Halle - lujah<br>the knocked up knockout's still hot<br>and now Berry big</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/25/halle-berry-very-pregnant/" target="_blank">(Source TMZ: Halle Berry very pregnant)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-4066896947839411044?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-79568886248218932032007-12-18T12:02:00.000-05:002007-12-18T12:10:06.862-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20166765,00.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/071231/pamela_anderson.jpg" alt="caption" border="0" height="90" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">two b's with porn flicks<br>is wedded bliss not to b?<br>marriage?!?! let's b real</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/17/pam-and-rick-are-back-on-divorce-is-off/" target="_blank">(Source TMZ: Pam and Rick Are Back On -- Divorce Is OFF!)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-7956888624821893203?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-55884247667562999082007-12-13T17:32:00.000-05:002007-12-13T17:36:21.482-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20165931,00.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/070820/parker_longoria180.jpg" alt="caption" border="0" height="90" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">Quote: 'I love my wife'<br>Quote two: 'I'm at the hotel'<br>Quote three: 'The Doghouse!'</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20165931,00.html" target="_blank">(Source People: Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Smack Down Rumors of Affair)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-5588424766756299908?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-31910688915627358112007-12-05T11:45:00.000-05:002007-12-05T11:49:59.555-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071205/ap_en_tv/people_teri_hatcher" target="_blank"><img src="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20071204/capt.sge.gsm95.041207233959.photo00.photo.default-338x512.jpg?x=180&y=272&sig=iCgPnvZwDs3lrCs2aMCRyw--" alt="A cosmetics company is suing US actress Teri Hatcher, pictured September 2007, for two million dollars, accusing her of breaking an advertising contract by promoting a rival brand's lip gloss, according to court documents released Tuesday.(AFP/Getty Images/File/Astrid Stawiarz )" border="0" height="181" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">she desperately plumped<br>but not with her hydroderm<br>now they say 'kiss this'!</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071205/ap_en_tv/people_teri_hatcher" target="_blank">(Source AP: Teri Hatcher sued over lip gloss deal )</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-3191068891562735811?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-33757511639304036332007-12-04T15:24:00.000-05:002007-12-04T15:32:02.095-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/tina_fey_says_paula_abdul_was_awful_as_i_snl_i_guest_host_0" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.usmagazine.com/files/tina_blog_0.jpg" alt="Tina Fey and Paula Abdul" border="0" height="93" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">a rare honest star<br>the idol judge is a nut<br>yea! for fey, truth teller</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/tina_fey_says_paula_abdul_was_awful_as_i_snl_i_guest_host_0" target="_blank">(Source US Magazine: Tina Fey Says Paula Abdul Was 'Awful' As SNL Guest Host )</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-3375751163930403633?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-88101433597668778662007-11-22T23:26:00.000-05:002007-11-22T23:37:47.768-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.nypost.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11222007/photos/home_sports.jpg" alt="Isiah Washington in the New York Post" border="0" height="63" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">no star turkey news<br>they're quietly getting stuffed<br>happy skanksgiving!</span></h2></td></tr></table><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-8810143359766877866?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-13271927763078992082007-11-16T08:54:00.000-05:002007-11-16T09:00:32.318-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11152007/news/nationalnews/lohan_does_time_641604.htm" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11152007/news/nationalnews/11152007_lohan/photo05.jpg" alt="Lohan in NY Post" border="0" height="171" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">84 minutes<br>endanger other drivers<br>and get a free pass</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11152007/news/nationalnews/lohan_does_time_641604.htm" target="_blank">(Source NY Post: LINDSAY LOHAN DOES TIME)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-1327192776307899208?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-61125075588923686282007-11-15T11:09:00.000-05:002007-11-15T11:15:07.817-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://okmagazine.com/news/view/2696" target="_blank"><img src="http://okmagazine.com/img/photos/large/4410" alt="Britney at VMAs" border="0" height="210" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">yet one more setback<br>brit's surrounded by drama<br>I'm tired for her</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://okmagazine.com/news/view/2696" target="_blank">(Source OK! Magazine: OK! Exclusive: Brit Cancels Video Shoot)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-6112507558892368628?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-67055879345148253902007-11-15T11:01:00.000-05:002007-11-15T11:09:48.933-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/2007/11/55707/index.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.etonline.com/media/video/2007/11/35184/et_mariesonrehab_071114_thumb.jpg" alt="Marie Osmond on ET" border="0" height="74" width="98" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">imagine eight kids<br>passions, mistakes, weaknesses<br>impossible task</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/2007/11/55707/index.html" target="_blank">(Source ETOnline: Marie Osmond Talks to ET about Son's Rehab)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-6705587934514825390?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-56853445897826552672007-11-14T10:08:00.000-05:002007-11-14T10:17:17.900-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2007/11/14/the_kindest_cut_of_all/" target="_blank"><img src="http://a.abc.com/media/primetime/greysanatomy/images/downloads/icons/im1.jpg" alt="Grey Marries in Manhattan" border="0" height="60" width="60" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">ellen says 'i do'<br>grey waffles with McDreamy<br>life isn't TV</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2007/11/14/the_kindest_cut_of_all/" target="_blank">(Source Boston.com: 'Grey's' Pompeo quietly ties knot in Big Apple)</span></a><br><br />Boston.com reports that 'Grey's' Ellen Pompeo quietly tied the knot in the Big Apple on Friday with music exec Chris Ivery. The marriage took play in New York's City Hall, where Mayor Michael Bloomberg served as their witness.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-5685344589782655267?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-16884165733075362842007-11-14T09:14:00.000-05:002007-11-14T09:30:15.505-05:00Celebitchy.com reports that “In Touch” magazine is set to publish an article claiming that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may have to return their adopted daughter, Zahara, because the girl is not an orphan as reported and the birth mother wants her back.<br /><table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/7501/could_angie_brad_lose_zahara/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/s218/celebitchy/novembera/th_losezahara1.jpg" alt="CELEBITCHY" border="0" height="179" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">their good intentions<br>grow the zahara desert<br>mother roulette sucks</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/7501/could_angie_brad_lose_zahara/" target="_blank">(Source Celebitchy.com: Could Angie & Brad lose Zahara?)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-1688416573307536284?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-458099380391634952007-11-14T09:06:00.000-05:002007-11-14T09:10:38.953-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071114/ap_en_tv/tv_dancing_with_the_stars;_ylt=ApiaQcLpb87gL3FLz.up8nhxFb8C" target="_blank"><img src="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20071114/capt.25fa19b4732948088f961e71b18cfaed.tv_dancing_with_the_stars_ny140.jpg?x=180&y=241&sig=hC_WCFWEy7guDPzN2R_8Zw--" alt="In this picture made available by ABC on Tuesday, Nov. 13, 2007, Edyta Sliwinska and Cameron Mathison perform during week eight of 'Dancing with the Stars.' After working to become the consensus most-improved celebrity on 'Dancing with the Stars,' Mathison, who spent the season shuttling between Los Angeles and New York (where 'All My Children' is filmed), was eliminated Tuesday night. (AP Photo/ABC, Carol Kaelson)" border="0" height="159" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">'superman' silenced<br>all his children didn't vote<br>now button that shirt</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071114/ap_en_tv/tv_dancing_with_the_stars;_ylt=ApiaQcLpb87gL3FLz.up8nhxFb8C" target="_blank">(Source AP: Cameron Mathison done 'Dancing')</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-45809938039163495?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-65299899785878579252007-11-13T07:50:00.000-05:002007-11-13T07:57:54.893-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="150 align="center""><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/7463/jennifer_hudson_dumps_hometown_boyfriend_for_ny_jets_football_player/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/s218/celebitchy/novembera/hudsondumpsheader.jpg" caption="Jennifer Hudson and reported new boy toy NY Jet Kerry Rhodes" border="0" height="116" width="150" /></a></td><td width="450"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">and I'm telling you<br>dreamgirls never stay grounded<br>it had to happen</span></h2></td></tr></table><br />Dreamgirl and Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson reportedly traded her Chicago maintenance engineer hometown boyfriend ... the same guy she said she'd marry if she won an Oscar. Who's the new boy toy? National Enquirer reports it's New York Jets football player Kerry Rhodes. In Touch also says they’re dating.<br /><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/7463/jennifer_hudson_dumps_hometown_boyfriend_for_ny_jets_football_player/" target="_blank">(Source Celebitchy.com: Jennifer Hudson dumps hometown boyfriend for NY Jets football player )</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-6529989978587857925?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-80655253311792662162007-11-13T07:14:00.000-05:002007-11-13T07:28:35.864-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2007/11/12/nicolette-sheridan-pregnant/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/bolton-nicolette.jpg" alt="bolton-nicolette.jpg" border="0" height="154" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">a hit tv show<br>are you glowing or just fat?<br>desperate to know</span></h2></td></tr></table><br />A ‘Desperate Housewives’ source of Celebrity Smack said, “She’s absolutely glowing and her pregnancy is the buzz of the set. She kept asking Felicity and Marcia about how the pregnancy would change her appearance and if it would make her hair thinner.”<br /><a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2007/11/12/nicolette-sheridan-pregnant/" target="_blank">(Source Celebrity Smack: Nicolette Sheridan Pregnant)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-8065525331179266216?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-52646173808015931432007-11-12T08:22:00.000-05:002008-12-08T17:22:57.768-05:00The originally conceived performance of Britney's disasterous dance at the Video Music Awards has been posted on youtube. Here's your daily Haiku:<br /><table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="150 align="center""><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6N7QuM3x5k" target="_blank"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7VOsUpSTArg/RzhSJDAiJ_I/AAAAAAAAAUA/SKFC_e-R3r8/s200/YouTubeBritVmaActualPerf.gif" alt="You Tube: Britney Spears 'Real' VMA Choreography" border="0" height="75" width="150" /></a></td><td width="450"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">see the redhead dance<br>sexy struts across the stage<br>brit, you've been you tubed</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6N7QuM3x5k" target="_blank">(Source You Tube: Britney Spears 'Real' VMA Choreography)</span></a><br><br />Here it is:<br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/q6N7QuM3x5k&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/q6N7QuM3x5k&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-5264617380801593143?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-24625160764453485282007-11-11T09:04:00.000-05:002007-11-11T09:10:56.883-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="150 align="center""><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/11/theater/11broadway.html?_r=2&ei=5088&en=ed36b712e32483df&ex=1352523600&adxnnl=1&oref=slogin&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss&adxnnlx=1194789887-xEL3P5Bx8apj1fZVOHL/PQ" target="_blank"><img src="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/11/11/nyregion/strike600.jpg" alt="Sara Krulwich/The New York Times" border="0" height="80" width="150" /></a></td><td width="450"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">wicked day on stage<br>the jersey boys have been whacked<br>lion king won't roar</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/11/theater/11broadway.html?_r=2&ei=5088&en=ed36b712e32483df&ex=1352523600&adxnnl=1&oref=slogin&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss&adxnnlx=1194789887-xEL3P5Bx8apj1fZVOHL/PQ" target="_blank">(Source New York Times: As Stagehands Strike, Broadway Shows Don’t Go On)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-2462516076445348528?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-45107270615440536472007-11-10T22:42:00.000-05:002007-11-10T22:49:23.776-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/1111_harry.shtml" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/images/homepage/harry_11_03.jpg" alt="News of the World" border="0" height="161" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">snogging commoners<br>don't you love the term snogging?<br>his girlfriend didn't</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/1111_harry.shtml" target="_blank">(Source News of the World: Chelsy dumps Prince Harry)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-4510727061544053647?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-58484236581733674652007-11-10T20:20:00.000-05:002007-11-10T20:29:35.267-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=3848335&page=1" target="_blank"><img src="http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/ap_hasselbeck_071015_ms.jpg" alt="Elisabeth Hasselbeck, a co-host on "The View" who began a maternity leave late last month, gave birth to a baby boy Friday, ABC announced today. Hasselbeck and NFL quarterback husband Tim Hasselbeck already have a daughter, 2. (Tammie Arroyo/AP Photo)" border="0" height="90" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">conservative boy<br>welcome to a sparring world<br>your views will be judged</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=3848335&page=1" target="_blank">(Source ABC News: It's a Boy for 'View' Co-Host Hasselbeck )</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-5848423658173367465?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-41009672677068672502007-11-09T12:46:00.000-05:002007-11-09T12:48:41.240-05:00<span style="font-style:italic;">Pop Haiku fan Elias from Florida offers his take on our mission statement</span><br><br /><object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vQPyq1zonJc"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vQPyq1zonJc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"> </embed> </object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-4100967267706867250?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-41655418460144086542007-11-09T12:13:00.000-05:002007-11-09T12:35:54.708-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://popbytes.com/archive/2007/11/tom_cruise_paid_katie_holmes_600_million_dollars_to_be_his_wife.shtml" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.nationalenquirer.com/images/ne/209311/56028.jpg" alt="caption" border="0" height="143" width="116" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">fall in Italy<br>a wedding of love or fame?<br>the ultimate hoax</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://popbytes.com/archive/2007/11/tom_cruise_paid_katie_holmes_600_million_dollars_to_be_his_wife.shtml" target="_blank">(Source National Enquirer: Tom & Katie's $600 million marriage contract)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-4165541846014408654?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-87073950854218173322007-11-08T09:01:00.000-05:002007-11-09T12:36:19.646-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20159086,00.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/071119/anthony_lopez180.jpg" alt="It's Official: Jennifer Lopez Confirms Pregnancy | Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony" border="0" height="160" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">obvious large bump<br>when is a secret silly<br>when it's personal</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20159086,00.html" target="_blank">(Source People Mag: It's Official: Jennifer Lopez Confirms Pregnancy)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-8707395085421817332?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-17142888259950835732007-11-07T18:27:00.000-05:002007-11-08T09:01:49.202-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.ebonyjet.com/ebony/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.ebonyjet.com/uploadedImages/EbonyJetcom/Magazines/EBONY/1207_Cover.jpg" alt="Ebony Cover" border="0" height="157" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">he touched us with song<br>what is unforgivable?<br>touching our children</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.ebonyjet.com/ebony/" target="_blank">(Source Ebony: Myths, rumors and innuendos behind the King of Pop)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-1714288825995083573?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-69997816113978733582007-11-07T08:47:00.000-05:002007-11-10T23:01:13.756-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20158667,00.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/071119/kevin_ferderline320.jpg" alt="Britney Ordered to Pay $120K for Kevin's Attorney Fees | Britney Spears, Kevin Federline" border="0" height="90" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">pay to lose my kids<br>throw away my dignity<br>I have no big plan</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.celebtv.com/Headlines.aspx?NewsGuid=01692c53-624f-4b98-b29a-0535dd5c1a72" target="_blank">(Source CelebTV: CELEBTV.COM EXCLUSIVE: JUDGE RULES BRITNEY MUST PAY UP TO KEVIN)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-6999781611397873358?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-71799093852288904622007-11-06T08:55:00.000-05:002007-11-09T12:36:51.966-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="" target="_blank"><img src="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20071106/capt.nyol95111060407.people_reeves_nyol951.jpg?x=180&y=247&sig=jY8DbUJmRwFN3WDeiRaHzQ--" alt="caption" border="0" height="163" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">a pic to pay rent<br>is keanu my ticket?<br>maybe if I sue</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2007-11-05-reeves-lawsuit_N.htm?csp=34" target="_blank">(Source AP: Paparazzo says Reeves hit him with car )</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-7179909385228890462?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-76883702828708406402007-11-06T08:44:00.000-05:002007-11-09T12:37:42.681-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/11/06/2007-11-06_photo_exclusive_oj_simpson_hits_the_golf.html?ref=rss" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2007/11/06/alg_oj-simpson.jpg" alt="Paul Adao/New York Times Service, Inc." border="0" height="160" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">lovely day for golf<br>happy men skip hole to hole<br>nicole will never join</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/11/06/2007-11-06_photo_exclusive_oj_simpson_hits_the_golf.html?ref=rss" target="_blank">(Source Daily News: Photo exclusive: O.J. Simpson hits the golf course)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-7688370282870840640?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-81846421391906684212007-11-06T08:30:00.000-05:002007-11-08T09:00:45.071-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/05/garrett-and-wife-dont-wait-til-death-to-part/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/11/1105_brad_doc_launch_tmz.jpg" alt="Brad Garrett" border="0" height="72" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">tall man shed a tear<br>the water forms into cash<br>now cry half your worth</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/05/garrett-and-wife-dont-wait-til-death-to-part/" target="_blank">(Source TMZ: Garrett and Wife Don't Wait "'Til Death" to Part )</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-8184642139190668421?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-80625180524557958922007-11-05T16:04:00.000-05:002007-11-08T09:00:31.844-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/jennifer_and_angelina" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.usmagazine.com/files/ja_blog.jpg" alt="Sara De Boer/Retna Ltd.; Gregg DeGuire/WireImage.com" border="0" height="92" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">a husband of yours<br>lies in my bed with our kids<br>brad, tell her ‘get lost’</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/jennifer_and_angelina" target="_blank">(Source US Mag: Angelina Snaps When Asked About Competing Aniston W Mag Cover )</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-8062518052455795892?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-34635057667286403202007-11-05T15:43:00.000-05:002007-11-08T09:00:21.305-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20071105/capt.0b7095416e7e471d92c42b9c8d3e1b90.south_africa_oprah_winfrey_school_xjd101.jpg?x=380&y=259&sig=dJ1TUIrmglSQOTbBDBIVJw--" target="_blank"><img src="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20071105/capt.0b7095416e7e471d92c42b9c8d3e1b90.south_africa_oprah_winfrey_school_xjd101.jpg?x=380&y=259&sig=dJ1TUIrmglSQOTbBDBIVJw--" alt="caption" border="0" height="80" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">a young girl is touched<br>can billionaires protect us?<br>O no, no one's safe</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/11/05/people/main3451093.shtml??source=RSS&attr=_3451093" target="_blank">(Source AP: Oprah speaks out on school scandal)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-3463505766728640320?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-6295343615325018392007-11-05T13:23:00.000-05:002007-11-08T09:00:09.214-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/1105071labeouf1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/1105071labeouf1.jpg" alt="caption" border="0" height="163" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">get outta my store<br>but I'm a hottie film star<br>get outta my store</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105071labeouf1.html" target="_blank">(Source The Smoking Gun: Shia LeBouf Busted)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-629534361532501839?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-83226947146187193612007-11-05T13:02:00.000-05:002007-11-08T08:59:56.417-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="ttp://www.nypost.com/seven/11052007/photos/new03b.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11052007/photos/new03b.jpg" alt="Katie greeted by Tom" border="0" height="129" width="120" /></a></td><td width="410"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">trust us, we're normal<br>we're not cultist freaks with kids<br>we run marathons</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11052007/news/regionalnews/feet_of_endurance_274499.htm" target="_blank">(Source NY Post: Feet of Endurance - Sneaky Katie runs marathon)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-8322694714618719361?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-32611772798879228672007-11-05T09:07:00.000-05:002007-11-10T23:00:16.831-05:00<table width="470" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/2007/11/55398/index.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.etonline.com/photo/2007/10/32905/400_dancingwiththestars_jhough_hcastroneves_071015_abc_ckaelson.jpg" alt="ET Spends a Day in the Life of Helio and Julianne" border="0" height="138" width="120" /></a></td><td width="280"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">like his nice smile<br>but julianne's smokin'<br>oh jeez, she's nineteen</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/2007/11/55398/index.html" target="_blank">(Source ETOnline: ET Spends a Day in the Life of Helio and Julianne)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-3261177279887922867?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-68487038844073122932007-11-05T01:22:00.000-05:002007-11-08T08:59:27.259-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://a330.g.akamai.net/7/330/23382/20071104234106/www.variety.com/graphics/photos/_storypics/office_strike.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://a330.g.akamai.net/7/330/23382/20071104234106/www.variety.com/graphics/photos/_storypics/office_strike.jpg" alt="B.J. Novak on 'The Office'" border="0" height="67" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">who am I today?<br>striking scribe or working thesp?<br>think I'll call in sick</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117975359.html?categoryid=2821&cs=1&nid=2565" target="_blank">(Source Variety: 'Office' co-stars caught in strike zone) </span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-6848703884407312293?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-43610504825308840032007-11-05T01:08:00.000-05:002007-11-08T08:59:13.132-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20071101/capt.14e0d79089b64b6dabf54d65fc3af38e.bee_movie_nyet681.jpg?x=180&y=101&sig=c8e7KAIg1YicftcifBA9ug--" target="_blank"><img src="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20071101/capt.14e0d79089b64b6dabf54d65fc3af38e.bee_movie_nyet681.jpg?x=180&y=101&sig=c8e7KAIg1YicftcifBA9ug--" alt="This photo provided by DreamWorks shows Barry B. Benson, right, voiced by Jerry Seinfeld, and Adam Flayman, left, voiced by Matthew Broderick in a scene from 'Bee Movie.' (AP Photo/DreamWorks)" border="0" height="67" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">cheer the Gangster win<br>less buzzy puns to sting us<br>oops, I did it too</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071104/ap_en_mo/box_office;_ylt=AotZJZA0fhenftlkoLlFo0BxFb8C" target="_blank">(Source AP: Heroin pusher, honey bee lift box office) </span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-4361050482530884003?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-7997558875708272402007-11-05T00:51:00.000-05:002007-11-08T08:58:58.367-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20071102/capt.569fe891047644fdbe3f2d16ae6fee53.hollywood_labor_nygh102.jpg?x=180&y=122&sig=EA4maeWNjbhu0.KKL77xSA--" target="_blank"><img src="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20071102/capt.569fe891047644fdbe3f2d16ae6fee53.hollywood_labor_nygh102.jpg?x=180&y=122&sig=EA4maeWNjbhu0.KKL77xSA--" alt="caption" border="0" height="81" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">haikus without words<br>could a blank sheet inspire?<br>only without ads</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071105/ap_en_mo/hollywood_labor;_ylt=AokSGpqXTrZHj5h97HLiaE9xFb8C" target="_blank">(Source AP: Hollywood writers set to strike monday)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-799755887570827240?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-80697453511256348922007-11-05T00:16:00.002-05:002007-11-08T08:58:47.186-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.ok-magazine.com/img/photos/large/4027" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.ok-magazine.com/img/photos/large/4027" alt="(x17online.com" border="0" height="179" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center">g<span style="font-style:italic;">et back to basics<br>little mouseketeer coming<br>It's what a girl wants</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.ok-magazine.com/news/view/2453" target="_blank">(Source OK/Glamour: Finally! Christina Aguilera Owns Up to Being Pregnant!)</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-8069745351125634892?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-33206926818816290682007-11-05T00:16:00.001-05:002007-11-08T08:58:32.923-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120 align="center""><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20158158,00.html" target="ss"><img src="http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/news/060724/lance_armstrong.jpg" alt="Lance Armstrong Competes in NYC Marathon | Lance Armstrong" border="0" height="160" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">no wheels, drugs, Sheryl<br>prep: nuzzling with an Olsen twin?<br>life's a race. livestrong</span></h2></td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20158158,00.html" title="(Source People: Lance Armstrong Competes in NYC Marathon)" target="_blank">(Source People Mag: Lance Armstrong Competes in NYC Marathon)"</span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-3320692681881629068?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-30220015037203739882007-11-05T00:15:00.000-05:002007-11-08T08:58:18.932-05:00<table width="600" border="1"><tr><td width="120" align="center"><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/photo/071101/482/75f59a4ca92a4922b204b0f762652897;_ylt=Aojl0SUgxRpStiK6G0wJ2Qe2GL8C"><img src="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20071101/capt.75f59a4ca92a4922b204b0f762652897.snl_brian_williams_nyet458.jpg?x=180&amp;y=119&amp;sig=6gFX9xPcEN32hPloY1FAfA--" alt="In this photo released by NBC shows Amy Poehler,left, Brian Williams,center, and Seth Meyers, right,when Williams made a surprise cameo at the Weekend Update desk on the season premiere. in this file photo from Sept. 30, 2006. Williams will actuallt host the show Sat. Nov.3, 2007. (AP Photo/NBC Photo,Dana Edelson,File)" border="0" height="80" width="120" /></a></td><td width="480"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">credibility<br>dance funny newsman. ha ha.<br>MONDAY in Iraq ...</span></h2> </td></tr></table><br /><a href="http://http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/T/TV_SNL_BRIAN_WILLIAMS?SITE=ORBAK&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT" title="(Source AP: Laughs for Brian Williams Hosting 'SNL' )" target="_blank">(Source AP: Laughs for Brian Williams Hosting 'SNL')<span class="headline"></span></a><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-3022001503720373988?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6476675538274644968.post-19706976342829674772007-11-05T00:14:00.000-05:002008-12-08T17:22:57.999-05:00<table width="600" border="1"> <tr><td width="420"><h2 align="center"><span style="font-style:italic;">saturated pop<br>caked eyeballs crave clarity<br>haiku sustenance</span></h2></td><td width="180"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7VOsUpSTArg/Ry4OrqO6bcI/AAAAAAAAARw/f1rBWBpMw04/s1600-h/jpinTimesSq.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7VOsUpSTArg/Ry4OrqO6bcI/AAAAAAAAARw/f1rBWBpMw04/s200/jpinTimesSq.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5129053168855576002" /></a><span style="font-style:italic;">jp</span> </td></tr></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6476675538274644968-1970697634282967477?l=pophaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John Palaciohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07121483655098714532noreply@blogger.com0